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🐱 Cats mostly 🐱

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Good story and I’m not even going to sleep yet.

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fakefagsfuckoff:

Nuevos stickers / new stickers

Need.
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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"